Sometimes kids say things in innocence that are simply hilarious.
"When you were my age, you was just a baby!" -- 5 year old.
"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email."
-- 4 year old girl, misquoting the Lord's Prayer
"I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers."
-- 6 year old girl, upon seeing flowers in a cemetery.
"Mommy, you said it would be a shot; instead it was a needle!" --
Boy, overheard at the hospital
"Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet." -- 3 year old son,
when his mother told him his shoes were on the wrong feet
"Tell me when you're asleep, ok?" -- 7 year old son, overheard
talking to his 5 year old brother.
"Daddy, did your hair slip?" -- 3 year old son, to his bald but
long bearded father
"Do they look after the Pokemon?" -- City kid, when asked what a
gamekeeper does.
"How will that help?" -- Kindergarten student, when the class was
instructed to hold up two fingers if any of them had to go to the
bathroom
clipped from: www.rinkworks.com