BEWARE OF CATS!!

!!! ATTENTION !!!

Don't think for a second that you are beyond this happening to you. Cats are fast and will kill you without even thinking about it.

Please be careful!!

WE WILL NEVER FORGET:

This site is dedicated to the men, women, and children who have lost their lives to cats; those brave people who did nothing more than walk by a dark alley...or a condominium complex filled with divorced women...only to be mauled to a bloody death.

And a special thanks to the heroes that have responded to cat emergencies...only to be mauled also.

Take a good look at this cat. That shit-eating grin says it all, doesn't it?

Please understand that, although society may think cats are cute and harmless, cats a natural born killers. They will turn on you in a second.

HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF :

Don't Make Eye Contact

Don't Date Women Who Own Cats (Men and Lesbians Only)

Never Touch a Cat or Attempt to Pick One Up

Don't Try to Bargain with Cats

Get a Gun

Build a Shelter

Use the Buddy System