Statements from automobile insurance claim forms.

Statements from child support claim forms.

A potpourri of weird and ironic news stories.

Statements from applications for welfare.

Notes sent to explain children's absences from school.

Our collection of mangled terms gleaned from the Internet.

Inadvertent humor gleaned from medical charts.

List collects humorous double entrendres from various sports commentators.

E-mailed list features Dave Barry's '16 Things It Took Me Over 50+ Years to Learn'"

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