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» Sunday 12 August 07


Getting a bit low on Pledge. I will have to send out for more furniture polish later, this cave is getting far to dusty for my liking, and I hate dust...


» Sunday 22 July 07


Had telephone interview today for call center work, for bank hopefully i get job and learn english language better for when my comeback tour starts la...


» Friday 29 June 07


Can I come out yet?...


» Thursday 14 June 07


14/6/2007:Today i stole something precious from those bloody American soldiers.We fought for hours an we got all the comic b...


» Monday 21 May 07


5/20/2007 Woken up early by satellite phone. Mom calling again to complain about me killing so much. I told her I'm trying to cut back,...


» Friday 23 March 07


I've been hiding in this cave for a few years now. Nothing to do. I'll never be able to catch up on Lost now.


» Thursday 01 March 07


SOOO BORED! I spend half my time playing chicken, where I shoot flares at the locat...