*Q's & A's*
Q: What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job
while he was driving?
A: They both fell off the motorcycle

Q: What do a blonde and a barn have in common?
A: They always have a cock in them

Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Q:Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow her horn

Q: How do you tell if a bank robber is blonde?
A: She ties up the safe and blows the guard.

Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she had given her last blow job.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
A: If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at the same time and still know
which one to spit out.

Q: What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A: A blow job with handle bars.