10) Grand theft auto: ok, I have jetpack, Now what? do i fly on top of buildings? is there a mission that asks me to do that?

9) Resident evil: gee this puzzle’s hard, lets just skip it, WOW ive learned nothing!

warcraft: lets just skip the part where i do stuff

7) Starcraft: lets use this cheat to beat the computer or “Comp” as us winners call it. Yay i beat a machine! im smrt!

6) Madden ‘07: WOW now i can play football as something OTHER then a football player! This is REALLY NEW!

5) Grand Turismo: Now i have faster cars! I can use them to beat cars that are slow! NO! this ISN”T a complete waste of time!

4) Galaga: How bout we NOT fight spaceships?

3) Pac-man: lets skip this level, ok this is new, HEY wait a minute, its the same god damn screen!

2) Pong: wow this paddle’s got Mad skillz, lets show him!

1) Sims: ok i have a BILLION dollars and a mansion all in one minute! now what? i guess i’ll buy ANOTHER couch!