John McCain (Demon Prince of Republicans.) (Lesser God.)
DAMAGE/ATTACK: Invades Iran. Takes 100d20 casualties in first strike while inflicting 20 x 100d20 civilian casualties. Followed by war of attrition, economic collapse, recrimination.
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic evil if under control of Cheney; otherwise Chaotic neutral.
Hilary Clinton (Demon Queen of Pork Belly Futures.) (Lesser Goddess.)
SPECIAL ATTACKS: If sustaining damage, 33% chance per round of invoking Bill Clinton to fight alongside her. See also Big Dog.)
ALIGNMENT: Lawful Neutral (Will steal anything that’s not nailed down, especially if she can construe it as lawful appropriation. Depending on the meaning of the word “it”.)
Barack Obama (Demon Prince of Upsetting Applecarts.) (Lesser God.)
DAMAGE/ATTACK: Makes his opponents look foolish: -1 Charisma per round engaged in combat polite debate
ou’ll have the luxury of knowing you’ve been eaten by the right lizard god
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