15 Funniest Police Blotters
"Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito."
"A man came to the Sheriff's Department to 'find out how to legally kill' a person who was harassing him."
He didn't want to break any laws or anything...
"The Learning Center reports a man standing at his window for hours, making parents nervous... Police ID the subject as a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger."
clipped from: www.oddee.com 
