Doesn't matter that John McCain promised to appear on David Letterman's CBS show Thursday, as a makeup for blowing him off earlier. Dave continued his ongoing pounding of McCain -- and Sarah Palin -- on his show Monday. It's like Dave doesn't believe McCain will show.

From the monologue:

"And the third presidential debate is Wednesday night. John McCain says he's going to win. John McCain is going to win the third presidential debate. Of course, he also told Custer the surge was working."

"But it's going to be a big week for John McCain. Don't kid yourself. Today and tomorrow he'll be campaigning. Wednesday is the debate. And then on Thursday, he cancels on me again."

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