sing this love poem to your girlfriend:
If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.
And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.
And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee.
And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you would be.
But I don't have a hammer,
And I dont have a ship,
So I can't build your house,
And we can't take a trip.
And I'll never be a poet,
Nor have the painter's grace,
So I'll never write your verse,
Nor immortalize your face,
And also I have herpes.
clipped from: forums.worldofwarcraft.com