MOGADISHU, Somalia (AP) -- A radical Islamic group in Somalia said Friday it will fight the pirates holding a Saudi supertanker loaded with $100 million worth of crude oil.
What's better than Godzilla vs. Mothra? Obviously, a Taliban-like band of extremists battling it out on the high seas with a bunch of pirates.
The BBC has more, reporting that the Islamists have arrived on the scene and are ready to get it on. Now, if Blackwater could just hurry up and get the contract they want to fight the pirates--making this a three-way slugfest between religious extremists, pirates, and mercenaries--then the only missing piece would be the A-Team. Or Vince McMahon. He could turn this into a production the whole world could enjoy.