Best Geek Gifts |
| One year of "no computer questions" from everyone in your family |
| Private show by the remaining cast of Monty Python |
| Simultaneous devolution of all intelligent design proponents into chimpanzees |
| The Sword of a Thousand Truths |
| A "Nuke the RIAA from orbit" button (The type you press, not the type you wear) |
| Charles Babbage's brain in a jar of formaldehyde. |
| Life-sized, fully-functional Bender |
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| Star Wars Holiday Special where Jar-Jar gets trampled to death by Santa's eight tiny Wookiees |
| Ten terabyte video iPod nano with expandable screen |
| Guided tour of Area 51 |
| Customized Google logo on your birthday |