For the first time, members of the Interplanetary Society
were allowed to attend the G-20 Summit

 Some tongues give a whole new meaning to the idea of French Kissing

Angry after it burned through over $100 billion in stimulus money with nothing to show
for itself, President Obama ordered GM to be pressed into a cube
and set adrift off the coast of Maine

 Every Sunday special accommodations were made so prisoners could attend church

 After years of studying the device, it turned out to be an elaborate piece of
equipment for artificial insemination. Wow! And women actually believed this guy!

 ”Timmy the Tooth” always knew when it was his time to perform for the cameras

 The protests were all going fine until this guy showed up

 The term “riveting” was derived from the process of making rivets

 His fellow mountain goats called him “gecko feet” for his special clinging ability