The war on terror took a new turn today with the launch of a bold new propaganda campaign aimed at preventing any more suicide bombers in Iraq or elsewhere in the Middle East.
US intelligence has distributed leaflets in Arabic stating that due to the high demands that have been placed on Paradise by so many Islamic martyrs, the powers that be have had to widen the definition of ‘virgin.’
‘But when the Koran said ‘virgins’, they never specified whether they were chicks or guys…’ said a US source in Iraq. ‘What we are saying is that with so many martyrs arriving in Paradise, the babes all got taken ages ago.
if you choose to be a suicide bomber it means you want
Leaflets have been dropped over suspected Al Qaeda training camps, explaining that anyone who decides to be a suicide bomber must be a great big gay.
The suicide bomber is saying ‘Do you think these explosives make my bum look big?’
this tactic could mark the turning point against the insurgents.
clipped from: newsbiscuit.com 
