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"Well, even though she won yesterday, Hillary Clinton's campaign is now $10 million in debt. $10 million in debt, and, ironically, her big issue: 'I can handle the economy.'" --Jay Leno...read more

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "That is not our plan, Jon, but I think your paranoia might make you suitable as a debate moderator." --Barack Obama, after being asked by Jon Stewart if he planned to "enslave the white race" if he becomes president
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As a salute to inside-the-Beltway comedy from the Bush years, I've put together a compilation of memorable moments from Washington's Silly Season, including Stephen Colbert's blistering Bush roast, Karl Rove's infamous rap performance, Laura Bush's "desperate housewife" shtick, and Bush's disastrous comedy routine about his failure to find WMDs in Iraq. Read highlights...

Craig Ferguson to Host White House Correspondents' Dinner (WHCA)