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It's not too complicated. You don't need military training, and you don't have to know martial arts (though those would help). All you need is a quick wit, an uncompromising will to survive and a few essential accessories. Consider this to be your checklist.

A CAR

How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

Yes, that's right. Don't stick around and fight. Find a car, start the engine and burn rubber.

SHOTGUN

How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

This is probably your most effective weapon.

TWO HANDGUNS

How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

Yes, two. One for each hand,

CHAINSAW

This is a good back-up weapon if you lose your firearms. It calls for close contact, but the damage inflicted on your target can be pretty extreme.

SWORD

DYNAMITE

How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

t toss it as far from you as possible and hope for the best.

PAINT

How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

This is essential for creating large signs on rooftops for the rescue helicopters that will probably never come.

MESSAGE BOARD/BINOCULARS

How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

This is good for communicating with other survivors who might be too far away to hear what you're saying.