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A little boy got on the

bus,

sat next to a man reading
a book,
and

noticed he had his collar

on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father".
The little boy replied,
"
My Daddy
doesn't wear his
collar like
that".

The
priest looked up from his book and answered,
''I am the Father of many".
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls
and two grandchildren
and
he doesn't wear his collar
that way!"

The
priest,getting impatient,said "
I am the Father of hundreds",
and went back to reading his
book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while,
then leaned over
and
said, "
Maybe you should wear a condom,
and put your
pants on backwards instead of your collar".