
Al Capone: April 15 AGAIN?!?!
Buzz Aldrin: @NeilArmstrong: you go first
James Joyce: 140 characters? A sentence of such fractured length would have barely begun to scratch at the surface of man's vain, insignificant —
James Joyce: Damn.
Claude Monet: I feel like I've seen this haystack before...
Monica Lewinsky: Note to self: drop off dry-cleaning
Henry VIII: Women. Can't live with 'em, can't live wi—ooooh.
Lassie: Idiot child fell down the mine shaft again. That makes 3 times in one week.

