Most Christians familiar with The Golden Compass (based on the pornographic scribblings of unrepentant God-hater and -- quite possibly -- heroin addicted child diddler, Philip Pullman), know it is an atheist recruitment film marketed towards our precious children. The film makes clear that Pullman knows only too well that otherwise decent Baptist children will believe that Jesus Christ and His followers are indeed "[unchristian word]-sucking mother-[unchristian word]ers" when a cuddly Coca-Cola polar bears says it with a smile.

we thought it would be a good idea to present the general, saved public with a handy comparison chart and tip sheet of how to combat the crazy inappropriate ideas presented in this movie with the wonderful and timeless truths we should be eagerly teaching our children from the biggest selling family book with sex and killing ever written: The Holy Bible.