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Yesterday, I found myself in a discussion about the anti-abortion people.

The conversation then took its natural turn to selective, self-serving interpretations of the Bible… finding a few verses that you can use to justify a position that lets you impose your morality on someone, and riding those verses hard and fast for the rest of your life.

So I thought it’d be a good time to find a bunch of stuff that the Bible bans

Don’t worry, though… just because I’m pointing it out, that doesn’t mean you now have to follow it. It’s a lot easier to keep discriminating against gay people for no particular reason than to stop eating bacon, after all.

Here are 11 things that are technically banned by the Bible.

Round haircuts. See you in Hell, Beatles

Football.

you play with a pigskin.

Fortune telling.

read your horoscope or crack open a fortune cookie, realize you’re in huge trouble if you do.

Pulling out.

wasted his seed on the ground

Yep — pull out and get smote. That’s harsh.

Tattoos.

Not even a little

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