A Salute to the Greatest Crotches in Rock History
For thousands of years, the crotches of rock singers have captivated the imagination of the world. An embodiment of the mystery, danger and freedom of the music itself, the crotch has occupied a central role in a stirring rock performance.
The crotch of Robert Plant should be considered the fifth instrument of Zeppelin. For stripping away all ambiguity as to the proportions, dimensions and angles of his package, Robert Plant is a true innovator. On stage he may have been singing
"Kashmir," All My Love," and "Ramble On," but implicitly he was whispering gingerly into your ear,
"Here is the outline of my penis."
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