AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what
the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.
The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a
British song.
The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the
Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’
Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s
account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life. He said: “In
1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.
“For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured
soldiers. He remembers Hitler.
“They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very
noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’.
“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in
the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will
I be able to have children?’.”
Some historians
dismissed the “one ball” song as propaganda. But an
alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.