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#10: Assagai

When I stiffed that prickmadam for $50, she threw an assagai at me.

What it means:
A slender hardwood spear with an iron tip, used especially by the Zulu peoples of southern Africa

#8: Hand organ

What it means:
A mechanical musical instrument with a bellows, played by turning a crank

#7: Cooter

How do you like my girlfriend’s cooter?

What it means:
A large freshwater turtle native to the eastern United States. Genus Chrysemys

#6: Horehound

My horehound is infested with cockchafers

What it means:
A bitter perennial mint with downy leaves and square stems.

#5: Cockchafer

All these trees are infested with cockchafer

What it means:
A large European beetle with larvae that destroy trees and other plants. Family Scarabaeidae

#4: Dickey grind

I saw her doing the Dickey grind at the skate park yesterday

What it means:
An inline skating trick

#2: Prickmadam

I just ate a shitload of prickmadam

a plant that makes you shit parasitic worms out

#1: Shittah

The tree that yielded the shittimwood of the Bible