When I stiffed that prickmadam for $50, she threw an assagai at me.
What it means:
A slender hardwood spear with an iron tip, used especially by the Zulu peoples of southern Africa
What it means:
A mechanical musical instrument with a bellows, played by turning a crank
How do you like my girlfriend’s cooter?
What it means:
A large freshwater turtle native to the eastern United States. Genus Chrysemys
My horehound is infested with cockchafers
What it means:
A bitter perennial mint with downy leaves and square stems.
All these trees are infested with cockchafer
What it means:
A large European beetle with larvae that destroy trees and other plants. Family Scarabaeidae
I saw her doing the Dickey grind at the skate park yesterday
What it means:
An inline skating trick
I just ate a shitload of prickmadam
a plant that makes you shit parasitic worms out
The tree that yielded the shittimwood of the Bible