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568 other ways to say "drunk"
  • a couple of chapters into the novel
  • afloat
  • assed
  • bagged
  • beery
  • besotted
  • blitzed
  • boiled
  • brandy-faced
  • cognacked
  • cranked
  • cunted
  • down the creek
  • drunk as a skunk
  • edged
  • febrile
  • floored
  • fried
  • furschnickered
  • gone borneo
  • half in the bag
  • hopped-up
  • in a ditch
  • jazzed
  • keyed
  • leaked
  • lit
  • lubricated
  • massacred
  • mortal drunk
  • not so farfrompuken
  • oiled
  • ossified (Ireland)
  • over the bay
  • paralytic
  • pie-eyed
  • plastered
  • potulent
  • rat-arsed
  • reeking
  • saturated
  • seeing triple
  • silly
  • slewed
  • smashed
  • sopped
  • spanked
  • steaming
  • stoned
  • tanked
  • tied one on
  • topped off
  • trousered
  • vulcanized
  • well oiled
  • wicked retarded (Boston)
  • wracked
  • ziced
  • zonked
  • zozzled