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How-to: Get viruses and slow your PC to a crawl April 18, 2007


1. Go to porn websites.

2. Try to go to Warez and Crack websites.

3. Use music sharing software.

4. Download “free” screensavers, toolbars, browser helpers, unknown “cleaners” and that type of thing - especially software offered from pop-up ads.

5. Put on the Webshots screen saver or any other screen saver that updates daily.


6. Run as many things in the background as possible; even for software you use only once in a while.

7. Don’t delete drivers from printers you threw away 5 years ago.

8. Download animated cursors.

9. Use the automatic viewer pane in your email program.


10. Blindly click on things without reading them.