I had the misfortune of hearing about an interview today with former FL Representative Mark Foley (he of the page scandal fame a couple years back) where he said he wasn't a pedophile because the boys involved weren't "prepubescent." Right. They were 16-year old kids and you were a 50+ year old authority figure that was supposed to watch out for them. Asshat.
In his most dubious "honor," I give you all this (cause the alternative is righteous anger that he has the nerve to stick his head out now, from under his rock)....
Q: What's the difference between the US Congress and the Library of Congress?
A: In the Library of Congress they don't let you lick the pages.