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T-Shirts from the beach
Life is short, make fun of it.
Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

Keep staring....I may do a trick.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.

Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.

In God we trust. All others we polygraph.

And one I persoanlly saw at the drive-in the other night:
Paddle Faster! I hear banjo music!!