is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of
Somalia!
you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!
the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the
Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates.
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day
On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day
Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am.
We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund
At night, the boat is fully lit
to attract maximum attention.
Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates!
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