clipped from: www.fightliberals.com   

From Chapter 1: "What It Means to Be a Conservative" in How to Win a Fight with a Liberal
 

Which bumper sticker would you most likely put on your car?
  1. In Case of Rapture, This Car Will Be Unmanned
  2. If You’re Gonna Burn Our Flag, Wrap Yourself in It First
  3. Work Harder, Millions on Welfare Depend on You
  4. Another Former Fetus for Life
  5. Ted Kennedy’s Car Has Killed More People than My Gun
  6. No Oil for Pacifists
If the Founding Fathers were alive today, they would be most appalled by which of the following?
  1. The fact that you can teach our kids about condoms and clean needles but Jesus is taboo
  2. The fact that more anti-war protesters haven’t been thrown in Gitmo
  3. The nation’s criminally high levels of taxation
  4. The hijacking of our culture by Hollywood perverts
  5. Big government run amok
  6. The Blame America First crowd that’s pampering terrorists