The USB Keyboard Bra from Angel Kitty was probably conceived in a junk food fueled late night frenzy following one too many visits to an illicit adult chat room. Why the beancounters at Angel Kitty actually indulged their sex-addled engineers and funded production of this perverted peripheral, however, is beyond even MY imagination. Nevertheless, here it is, thoughtfully backed in soft silicone and trimmed prettily in pink lace. Ooh la la!

The keyboard layout appears to be standard while allowing for the natural contours of the female anatomy. It's not known whether heavy use of the keyboard will result in carpal tunnel syndrome - our testers haven't reported any side effects other than a tendency to leer salaciously while using it.