It's global suicide: people killing themselves to be Jackson's neighbour!

Members of The Neverland Sect

Mass hysteria has rocked the world following the death of pop genius Michael Jackson.

It would now appear that there is nobody left in the world, who has not heard the news of the star's untimely death (apart from those in comas perhaps)and that a new 'pandemic' is breaking out that is far more effective than swine flu.

A little known cult, 'The Neverland Sect', was, until earlier this week, preaching a message that when people die, they are given a home next to the person who died immediately before them. It has managed to convince millions of his fans into committing suicide.