* Replace the national anthem with something you can dance to.

* Based on his own example, no more discriminatory hiring practices where experience is taken into account.

* Write official apology to the world for being America.

* Make it a federal crime to be rich.

* Nationalize as many businesses as possible; rename our financial situation the Obomony.

* Make worshiping him an official religion so making campaign contributions to him is tax deductible.

* Train military less for killing, more for hugging.

* Vow to return to the moon and remove all those American flags so as not to make it so political.

* Declare that borders will no longer be enforced because the land isn’t owned by America, it’s owned by Gaia.

* Replace national symbol of the bald eagle with the unicorn.