Prince. This is the only case where the yearbook photo makes the person look way tougher, cooler and more badass than the modern photo.

Lil Jon. There are no words. Other than Whaaaaaaat?

And finally, though the list of 11 is done, I have one epilogue note. Ryan Seacrest's not a musician like the rest, but thanks to "American Idol" and his radio show, he is connected to the music industry. And I would be doing you a disservice if I didn't bust out his image-shattering yearbook photo too.