The Museum's most popular device is the Psycograph, an antique phrenology
machine.
Foot Operated
Breast Enlarger Pump
In 1976, four million women in the United States each spent $9.95 on this
device which caused bruising...and nothing more.
Prostate Gland Warmer, 1918
The device consists of a 4.25 inch probe and a blue light bulb in a
socket on a nine foot cord.
"In a class by itself," the Recto Rotor was advertised as "The Latest and
Most Efficient Invention for the Quick Relief of
Piles, Constipation, and Prostate Trouble."
THIS IS THE NATURAL EYE NORMALIZER
In theory, the device was supposed to relax the
eyes thereby eliminating all vision problems.
During a court trial, evidence was introduced
that readings given by the Micro-Dynameter showed no significant differences
between a cadaver and a living body.
The Toftness Radiation Detector
There is a reason it looks like PVC piping and couplings...
clipped from: www.museumofquackery.com 
