The brilliant minds at Dumbentia Medical Center have installed a CardioCam that you can view LIVE 24 hours a day.

I cood make a lot of fun of Dubya and his rekkerd at Guvernor of Tecksas. Insted, I'll just concentrate on his fashinashun with Fonicks.

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Otherwise known as the Charity For Stressed And Generally Unhappy Investment Professionals.

As I write this, the U.S. House of Representatives has passed a bill allowing the Ten Commandments to be posted in public school classrooms. It's clearly unconstitutional, but why stop there? Why not have the whole Bible plastered on every wall?

It always struck me that there was something more to the way that Uncle Sam was pointing at you.

The PDF is suitable for framing, set in a red "mat" with a blue border. Looks great in any bathroom!