clipped from: www.theonion.com Following a routine colonoscopy, doctors removed five small polyps from President Bush. What do you think?
David Seenan,
Ferris Wheel Operator
"Now he knows how every person in the world has felt for the past six-and-a-half years."
Molly McKee,
Funeral Director
"The president is spending entirely too much time getting colonoscopies and not enough time doing his job."
Johnny Kelly,
Stereo Installer
"Did they get the evil one?"