
Jesus Bear

Jesus Dog

Jesus Cat

Jesus Mouse

Jesus Moose

Jesus Chicken
Personally, I think it'll make 'em go "awwwww... how CUTE!"
or
"Uh... ok, that's kinda dumb."
for women and men respectively.
If I'm wrong, and fanatical Christians behead me, then posting may be light for the next few days.
By the way, is there a name for the Christian equivalent of a "fatwa"?
Besides "forgiveness", I mean.
[All the above are available from Our American Heritage, in case you're one of the "awwwww... how CUTE!" crowd and you feel you just have to get one of your own.]