The War-Supporting Protester (half-assium surrenderus):

The war-supporting protester marches around with their "US Out of Iraq Now" signs, but when questioned about the consequences of leaving, they agree that we can't leave. Half-assium surrenderus, as I've dubbed this political animal, is a George W. Bush impersonator in a Cindy Sheehan wig.

The Amnesty-Loving Law Hound (enforcius mccainium):

They believe that criminals should be punished, but not rehabilitated, but that criminal aliens deserve a free ride to citizenship. Named after the Senator who personifies the breed, enforcius mccainium is a crime-bashing criminal-lover, and a hypocrite. They're also, a moderate.