North Dakota ravaged by civil war with South Dakota
Gallup Poll reveals Americans totally apathetic about sex
JFK Jr. and Princess Di rise from the dead to sire a new race of entitled do-nothings
Swarms of flying goats terrorize playgrounds
Chimpanzees begin to accessorize
Switzerland falls into the sea
Statues of the Virgin Mary sprout thick black goatees
Hustler launches an Arabic edition
Earth's sun goes nova, incinerating all nine satellite planets in a nanosecond
Jesus and Mohammed take on Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard in a cult-founder-takes-all tag-team wrestling match
Giant green pincers burst through Pat Robertson's liver-spotted chest from the inside out during routine taping of The 700 Club. An enormous praying mantis emerges covered in rib fragments and macerated lung effluvia, announcing to the world in a booming voice: "YOUR PUNY PRAYERS ECHO THROUGH SPACE AND THE STARS LAUGH. EARTH IS DOOMED!"
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