Hillary Clinton has taken the drastic step of undergoing cosmetic surgery to change her race so she can better compete against Barack Obama
The skin pigmentation treatment was carried out over the weekend in a last ditch attempt to get the former First Lady the extra votes she believes she needs
‘We had hoped that Hillary being a woman might be enough to get her elected’ said an aide. ‘Then when Obama came and trumped her by going for the whole ‘black candidate’ angle we didn’t know what to do.’
Friends of Hillary Clinton are insisting that her transformation into an African-American is the conclusion to a long and carefully considered journey. ‘She always liked Motown. She loves jerk chicken. This is just the logical next step…’
Many African Americans have expressed distaste at the latest development in the Democratic race
‘Frankly Mrs Clinton would sound a lot less ridiculous
if she stopped hinting that she has an enormous penis.’
clipped from: newsbiscuit.com 
