Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky
Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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