GEIST:  And the flowers bloom on his birthday, I believe.  It‘s amazing how things work there.  Good for Congressman Royce. 

Well, Tucker, the first of four of those giant cardboard checks handed out in the 330 million dollar mega million jackpot today.  A guy from Maryland named Bunky Bartlett got his 82.5 million buck today.  Make no mistake, he didn‘t win the money because of luck, he won it because of Wiccan magic. 

Bunky is an accountant who also teaches Wicca, which is a nature based religion.  He and his wife were on their way it a mystical bookstore when he stopped to buy the winning ticket.  Bunky says, quote, the universe was working its magic.  He now plans to quit his job and concentrate on teaching Wicca. 

Boy you could teach a lot of Wicca with that kind of cash. 

CARLSON:  You‘re saying basically the U.S. government is subsidizing some kind of devil worshiper, Satanism. 

GEIST:  That‘s exactly what I am getting at. 

CARLSON:  That‘s perfect.