The Fallacy of Insufficient Sample Size
Guy: I was seeing her for a while, but it just wasn't working out. I guess I'm not over Jessica. Girl: What? Guy: What do you mean, what? Girl: I thought you were gay.Guy: Oh, because I'm a hairdresser. How original. Just because I'm a hairdresser you think I'm gay. Girl: No. I thought you were gay because when I stayed at your house four years ago I woke up and saw you fucking Matt in the ass!Guy: Oh my God. Matt and I have never talked about that night.
That One's Boring -- Tell the Donkey-Punch Story Again!
Small child, trying a Sprite: I don't like it.
Dad: If you don't like the taste, just spit it out.
Mom: I've heard that one before.
And, Besides, I'm Chicken
Man: I just don't get it! Just last night you were complaining about how you never try anything new, but you feel like you should.
Woman: Ok, well ordering the roast duck is a little different than a threesome, Tim.
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