Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...
Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.
I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
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