I open the over door.  No fries.  Just one miserable looking laptop.  (STOP:  EXPLANATION OF WHY I KEEP MY LAPTOP IN THE OVEN: I keep it there because I live in a high crime area in a house with windows that don't even lock.  I figure the oven's actually a very safe place.  Who would think to look there for valuables? and if the house burns down the computer'd be okay.  The system worked just fine when I was living alone.)

Here's what it looks like:

It's 2:30 in the afternoon.  I just got home from class have tons of work to do before we leave for the Thanksgiving holiday and I nearly lost my computer.  It was cooked.  In the oven.  At roughly 300 degrees.  For about five minutes.