clipped from: www.alternet.org   

What ever happened to broads? You know, those larger-than-life women who swore like sailors, threw back shots of whiskey, sounded like they'd swallowed whole packs of cigarettes, and aged without apology.


Half a century later, at the 1988 Democratic National Convention, Ann Richards delivered one of the best lines in all of American politics when she said of then-Republican presidential nominee George H. W. Bush, "Poor George. He can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth." Only a broad could pull off a line like that -- and make it seem unrehearsed and natural.


Today's broad:

  • Developed her brain and talents and flirtiness, in part because she couldn't coast on her looks alone.

  • Doesn't watch her cholesterol or have her body mass index measured.

  • Can kick your ass, and mine.

  • Does anyone today fit the definition?