A recent CNN/Opinion Research poll showed that President Bush's disapproval rating of 71 is higher than the mandatory IQ to become a Playboy Bunny

Bunnies are required to have at least an 85 IQ, 80 if they are a "natural C"

he poll also revealed that 68% of Americans disapprove of the President's course in Iraq.

the White House

will launch the "Mission Accomplished?" campaign of ads this summer in order to bolster the Republican cause

"While the CNN poll showed the President's disapproval rating is higher than that of Richard Nixon's in August 1974, a statistical model generated by Frakemen, Lubel & Pong shows that compared with Richard Nixon today, or I should say the remains of Richard Nixon, his adjusted disapproval rating would be $68%. So, I think there's enough egg on the collective faces at CNN to make an all you can eat omelet buffet at the Bellagio. I know because I've been there...twice"

I can't believe that simply having a larger breast size would come before intelligence