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Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist


China - Porcelain


Dead - Actuarially Mature
Dead - biologically challenged
Dead - environmentally correct human
Dead - living impaired
Dead - metabolically challenged
Dead - persons living with entropy

Fat - Differently Weighted
Fat - gravitationally challenged
Fat - horizontally challenged.
Fat - horizontally gifted
Fat - People of Mass
Fat - person of substance


Housewife - domestic engineer

Incompetent - Differently Qualified
Incompetent - Specially Skilled
Incompetent - Uniquely Proficient


Insane People - Mental Explorers
Insane People - Selectively Perceptive

Insult - Emotional Rape

Janitor - sanitation engineer

Poor - economically marginalized
Poor - Economically Unprepared
Poor - monetarily challenged

Redneck - person of region
Redneck - rustically inclined

Stoned - Chemically inconvenienced

Thin - horizontally challenged

Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured

Wrong - differently logical

Vocal Minority - target equity group

Refugees - asylum seekers