Rugby players all over the world would come out of this tight, intimate, muscle-bag meeting with handfuls of man hair.

A dress would solve all the snagging problems and would certainly eliminate the need for constant tie and zipper checks.

create extra height for shorter men

appearance of a longer, thinner head for men with chubby faces

Problems solved for the short, fat, bald and ugly variety of the less fairer of the species

If all men wore bras, then no one would know which ones really needed them and which ones didn't.